So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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