how can u be prego again
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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