the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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