She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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