We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
True college students do jello shots in the library
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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