there's paper in my vomit.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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