I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
