i think my tv is drunk
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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