Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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