watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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