that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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