Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
then he tried to convert me to islam
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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