I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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