just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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