I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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