this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
