Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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