how can u be prego again
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
one might say we're banned from that church
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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