I love watching others lives come down to our level.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Blow job season was short but glorious.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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