She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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