And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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