quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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