At least make sure they are 18
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my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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So many bounce houses so little time
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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