Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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