friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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