i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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