Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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