yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
you traded sex for a burrito?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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