I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The air was thick with penises
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
