is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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