please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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