This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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