wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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