she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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