i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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