sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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