how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Say something about gay babies.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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