No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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