That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I don't deserve a penis
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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