so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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