Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?