If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed