i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand