I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have aggressive nipples.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
