508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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