It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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