also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
