i don't like sucking hair
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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