Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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