I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm too high and old for this...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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