She said her name was "party"
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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