I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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