I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
How external is "for external use only"?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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