I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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