I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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