Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Randomize
