I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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