How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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