I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My ass is underappreciated
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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